Anonymous asked: wwhy wwould fef say somethin like that noooo
ii don’t know, erii. why dont you go cry about iit?
ii don’t know, erii. why dont you go cry about iit?
ii’d be happy to

Sollux please. Lets try to keep this relationship professional.
Those pickup lines were truly awful. However, the reasoning behind your lack of a significant other is quite apparent now.
Don’t be silly, I am wooing everyone. Just examine my smoldering eyes.
ii count a2 “everyone” and ii do not fiind my2elf “wooed”
ok, ok erii. ii’m ….. 2orry.
ii do what ii want, woman!
